You’ve heard the story-
The B-back disparaged me and called me names,
said I was unimportant.
He tried to abolish me, but was turned back by his own
party in an embarrassing defeat.
He fired my allies and stripped me of my supplies, but the
People would not be silenced and soon my name and modest
budget were reinstated.
So then, in a desperate and cowardly last ditch effort and
Hiding behind a long weekend, he tried to kill me once and
for all with a line-item veto.
He probably thought that would be the end, but we know
You can’t kill Art.
Art lives! And will be here long after we sign your pink
slip to talking-headland.